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Archive for April, 2009

Nerdy

If that was the most
Nerdy thing I’d ever seen
I would be lucky.

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Tired

The problem is, though
If I leave it too long, I
Stop feeling tired.

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Ride

Pimp My Ride US
Is officially the best
Show on TV now.

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Bad

Bad haiku is still
Better than the best Mills &
Boon novel by far.

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Poll

Wait… I can add polls?
Is there really that much point
On a haiku blog?

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Vomit

Haikus are so shit
They make me want to throw up
Except mine, they’re cool.

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Roots

Roots, bloody roots; that’s
What the song’s about, I think
I can’t quite be sure.

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Morrissey

I’ve just found The Smiths
Although Morrissey’s voice sounds
Like he’s got a cold.

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Distracted

When I want to work
I get so distracted, but
One day I will win.

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Omegle

Omegle.com
Confirms what we always knew;
Everyone’s a troll.

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