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Archive for October, 2009

Don’t

Posted in haiku, tagged on October 31, 2009| Leave a Comment »

Get away from me.
Don’t touch me. I said DON’T, DON’T
Just leave me alone.

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Tropes

Posted in haiku, tagged on October 30, 2009| Leave a Comment »

In an endless loop
Locked into pop culture tropes
There is no escape.

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Reactions

Posted in haiku, tagged on October 29, 2009| Leave a Comment »

Standard reactions
Hard to take seriously
When they’re not custom.

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Of’n

Posted in Uncategorized, tagged on October 28, 2009| Leave a Comment »

I am really touched
People don’t say things like that
‘Bout me of’n enough.

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Fat

Posted in haiku, tagged on October 27, 2009| Leave a Comment »

Food. This might be it.
Making other people fat
Could be my career.

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Jump

Posted in haiku, tagged on October 26, 2009| Leave a Comment »

I can jump quite high
How high, you say? Well, watch me
Then you’ll find that out.

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Humps

Posted in haiku, tagged on October 25, 2009| Leave a Comment »

Gorilla, monkey!
Oo oo oo oo ee ee ee!
Then he humps your leg.

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Quick

Posted in haiku, tagged on October 24, 2009| Leave a Comment »

Weirdly enough
A quick search can find things that
You thought had been lost.

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Ambitions

Posted in haiku, tagged on October 23, 2009| Leave a Comment »

During just one day
Ones ambitions can just change
To something different.

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Sold

Posted in haiku, tagged on October 22, 2009| Leave a Comment »

I am being sold
Things I have neither a use
Nor the money for.

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